{"product_id":"death-ankles-morale-patch","title":"Death Ankles Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmall dog. Lethal below the knee. The \u003cstrong\u003eDeath Ankles Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is a high-quality embroidered patch for the little dog who has claimed your ankles as their sworn enemy — and everyone in the house knows it. Perfect for dog vests, harnesses, backpacks, hats, or anywhere your pup’s reputation precedes them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA must-have for chihuahua, dachshund, and feisty small dog owners everywhere. Pair it with the Short \u0026amp; Sassy, Bitches Love Me, and Talk Shit Get Bit patches — collect them all!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 2.25” W × 2” H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook fastener backing — attaches easily to loop-compatible surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for dog vests, harnesses, backpacks, hats \u0026amp; patch collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/bmactual.jpg?v=1721097415\" alt=\"Death Ankles Morale Patch on dog vest\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/deathankles.jpg?v=1745298892\" alt=\"Death Ankles Morale Patch\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/death_from_the_ankles_down.png?v=1745300531\" alt=\"Death Ankles Morale Patch dimensions\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/deathanklesharness.jpg?v=1745300531\" alt=\"Death Ankles Morale Patch on harness\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Death Ankles Morale Patch","offer_id":48953471369471,"sku":"sku-49955843277106","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9819\/4687\/files\/deathankles.jpg?v=1785997554","url":"https:\/\/hobbymomco.com\/products\/death-ankles-morale-patch","provider":"Hobby Mom Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}