A shirt for people who love strawberries, raccoons, and a very specific kind of humor. 🍓🦝
This garment-dyed heavyweight tee features a cheeky raccoon cradling a jar of strawberry jam — and a discreet firearm — with the vintage-style caption: "Strawberries Jam But My Glock Don't." It's irreverent, it's funny, and it's the kind of shirt that makes strangers do a double-take and then immediately ask where you got it.
Soft, broken-in feel from day one. Wear it to the farmer's market, the porch, or anywhere you want to silently communicate your entire personality.
Why You'll Love It
100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, comfortable fit
Garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in color and texture from the start
Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit for long-lasting durability
Pre-shrunk so the fit stays true after washing
Available in sizes S–4XL and 10 colors including Moss, Brick, Sage, and Espresso
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low heat
Do not bleach or dry clean
Iron on low heat if needed
Makes a perfect gift for the raccoon-coded, the jam enthusiast, or anyone with a sly sense of humor and great taste in tees.
